Wednesday, September 20, 2006

6 Rules On What Not To Wear In Europe

Found this article on the internet today...

Just think how we view the hoards of tourists that descend on North American destinations like New York City and Niagara Falls. You know the type — they travel in groups of no less than twenty, snap pictures of every rock, tree and building they pass, oblivious to the obstruction their group creates on the busy sidewalk. They talk too loudly, carry large bags that inevitably get in everyone’s way and generally make a nuisance of themselves. The last thing you as a local would think of doing is invite them for a drink.

Blending In is Key
  • Don't wear shorts
You'll stick out like a redhead in Tokyo and at it won't be pretty. European city-dwellers just never wear shorts. Instead, opt for trendy capris if you're a guy, or an elegant, knee-length skirt of you're a girl.

  • Running Shoes are Verboten
Except for the über-chic bowling-shoes-come-sneakers or the odd lime green pair of Pumas, Europeans save their runners for the gym. Shoes with a low heel or cute ballet flats work well for girls. You'll notice all the women have fabulous shoes — even 80 year-olds suffer on in impeccable stilettos — but in the interest of being able to walk all day comfortably, settle for something less towering. Guys too should opt for sleek, black leather numbers, or one of the afore-mentioned fashion sneakers.

  • Birkenstocks, Tevas' and flip-flops are a Major No-No
Enough said. See above.

  • Leave the Ball Caps at Home
No one wears baseball hats here, so donning your sweat-stained Yankee's cap is a sure-fire way to look like a tourist. Wear lots of sunscreen and suck it up.

  • Lay Off the Sweatshirts
I think anything remotely sweat-like is outlawed in Paris. Ditto for Lulu Lemon stretch pants. Opt for light sweaters, cotton blazers or jackets and shawls. Jeans are okay but dark and fray-free are preferable.

  • No Logos
You'll see plenty of designer duds on everyone from the bellhop to the businessman, but next to no monikers or logos. So forget about feeling cool in your French Connection (FCUK) monikered cardigan. The French won't feel the connection and the English may run you out of the city.

keep them in good condition
Visiting a European city is a great excuse to look your best no matter what you're doing. Take care of your clothes, iron out the wrinkles, and opt for quality fabrics with fitted cuts. Take a little pride in your appearance and prepare not to be noticed.

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