Man Looking for Woman Part One -
Attributes ~
*Works for a Fortune 500 company in the Good 'Ol United States
*Salary tops a successful oil tacoon in the Middle East
*Currently owns a 4 bedroom + Loft stately home
*Uniques sarcasm with a love for giving uppercuts to people
*String bean body shape with a not so string bean ...... *laugh*
Looking for A Woman ~
*who can cook, and handle a daily dose of uppercuts
*who isn't afraid to be drowned in his sarcastic humor
*who DOES NOT LOVE money
*who can pound him with a hammer in case of self defensive
*who isn't afraid to love a nice guy
Oooook! Everything listed above is a complete 'LIE', and unfortunately, the author is not responsible for any misrepresentations, falsification, twisting of the truth, or any type of emotional libilities that may have arised during your reading of this section....
Cheers~
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5 comments:
right... he put his financial wellbeing on the top 3 of his attributes, and he is expecting a woman who does not love money?
I put up the Ad for him, so it's my fault that his financial attributes are in the top 3..
Oops...I hope ppl will not be getting the wrong ideas...
hehe..
Uh... he thinks domestic abuse is funny? Good luck finding one, buddy. Maybe go hit on your therapist.
Oooooook....Enough, my dear friends...
I just want to say that I put this up as a joke for 'someone'...and has no intention of hurting anyone's feelings...
And, I do apologize if that 'somone' should ever read these comments...
That...in fact, the Ad is TOTALLY NOT TRUE, and...
In reality, that 'someone' is someone that girls should ALL die for...
lol... I'm interested who that someone is... girls should all die for, huh?!!!
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