Okok...I saw this in one of my monthly subscribed FASHION magazines...apparently...
IT IS HOT!!!
OhMiBod is a sleek, sophisticated new generation of vibrator that combines elegance of design with the excitement of your favorite music.
With your purchase....the package includes....
3-foot freedom cord
Additional multi-speed end cap for use without a music player
Universal headphone connector
Velvet privacy pouch
Invitation to share your favorite playlists on Club Vibe via the iTunes iMix section
Care and Cleaning: Clean after every use with adult toy cleaner, alcohol or mild soap and water. Dry thoroughly. When cleaning, keep motor, end cap and batteries away from liquids to prevent corrosion of electronic parts.
Right, My Dear Friends....This is what is "IN" right now....
Maybe I should switch my holiday shopping list to include one of these....(NOT!!!)
11 comments:
Wow. That's some creative marketing right there... and, um, 43-foot freedom cord?! Why didn't they just make it with Bluetooth or something wireless?
And there's such thing as "adult toy cleaner"? You teach me so much, Jeannie baby.
Okay, Blogger beta is frickin ridiculous. It won't even let me sign in using my non-beta account. So all the comments that were under "K" are actually me...
I guess I can understand the "freedom cord" and how 43 feet of it would allow plenty of "freedom". I can also understand, to a certain degree, that one would enjoy the new found "freedom" with music. But what confused me is the fact that it comes with 4 headphone connectors. FOUR! Why would you want 4 headphone connectors while enjoying your "freedom"? So 3 others can enjoy the same music you are "grooving" to? How bizarre...
I was thinking bluetooth too... however, i wonder if it comes with rechargable battery in that case...
btw, i think the 4 connectors might be used for a fan and a coffee warmer in the future.
and... i think that is a second generation ipod! not cool! let's get a ipod video, so you can watch porn (or il divo, whatever makes you happy) at the same time too.
Hahaha...I am soooo glad that my friends are ACTUALLY in deep thoughts about this.
Well...sometimes it take not only 2 to tango...but 4!
I do think Kerry's got a point with the blue booth though....
But I wonder if the connection will be disrupted when....you know....
Ok...enough of my thoughts...
I should really get back to work!
By the way, Mr. Lamb...
I am all for the fan and the coffee warmer connections...
Not a big fan on watching the video though...
I guess in this case, it would be WORK more than PLEASURE, don't u agree?
Since Mr. Lamb mentioned possible future addition of coffee makers and fans, it got me thinking... Perhaps the intention of inventor was to allow additional "devices" and headphones to piggy-back on top of each other for multiple partners to enjoy "freedom" simultaneously. It would be perfect for Miss Jean's fantasy of "4 to tango". LOL
Yes, yes...
My ultimate fantasy...
How'd you guess...
I can imagine the dangerous results of having hot coffee near this thing. Unless that's your thing, hot-coffee-first-degree-burn fetish.
I say the extra connectors (hee hee I said "connectors!") are for the people around you when you use this on the bus so they don't have to hear you enjoying yourself.
Ewww....
K, you do have a weird and dirty mind...that involve a PUBLIC space.
What is up with you and the BUS?
I will NEVER, ever, get on a bus with you...EVER!
I'm sorry if some of us have to stoop to using public transit every day because we can't afford cars! ;)
Anyway, while I was on the bus, I realized that the "freedom cord" can be used for bondage un-freedom purposes as well. iPod Bondage!!!
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