Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Dying of Extreme Embarrassment~

****Following content is not suitable for clean-freaks, neat-freaks, judgemental-freaks, or any type of freaks. Extreme parental or spousal supervision is recommended!****


Aside from being sick the WHOLE trip to Seattle, the shopping was definitely fun! (NOT!)

We've decided that since we were going to do some major shopping, so we shouldn't bring overnight clothing...except our PJs.

Good times didn't stay for long...by the next morning I was so grossed out by the fact that I was still wearing the 'day-before' clothing, and that I still haven't found anything to buy yet, I stormed into the first store I saw and purchased a new entire outfit. Top to bottom!

Me talking to a sales lady in the dressing room...

Me: Excuse me! I'd to purchase everything that I am trying on, and is it possible that I wear it out of the store?

Sales Snob: I am sorry? Wear it outside? As in, outside the store?

Me: Yes! But I will pay for them before I wear them outside!

Sales Snob: Umm...I suppose. But can you please take all the clothing off and give it to me first? I need to cut off the tags.

Me: OK! Thank you!

As I was wondering around the store...I heard her whispering to the counter lady....

Sales Snob: ....yeah....she wants to wear it outside now.

Counter Lady: ....huh?....is her clothes dirty or what? Geez...

And I walked up and paid for my new clothes with extreme embarrassment....

But as if that wasn't enough for me....

My dear Sharon had to stay in the store for an extra 30 minute for her selection of coats.....

**Sigh**

I've learned my lesson for the new years....

Always bring fresh clean clothes on over night trips~

1 comment:

Princess Sophie said...

What?! That's it?! I was expecting some dirty details on some gory orgies and poop fetish or something. There wasn't even anything about vomit. Tsk, tsk, Princess, you really got my hopes up. ;) Provide me with more dirtiness next time. :D

And those sales people are bitches for treating you like that. There's nothing wrong with wearing new clothes out; I've worked in retail and people do it all the time. I have no idea why they were so surprised by it. Honestly, don't be embarrassed. They were just rude and stupid.

--K